K, im just throwing this out there, i am not making out with any of his friends... Especially the cross eyed one.
As of this morning, vodka still has the other side of my BFF necklace. She treats me right.
Did we both pass out talking about cake last night?
It's shit like that that makes me wish being deaf was contagious
...he tried to burn down someone's house once. ABORT ABORT ABORT
More or less binge drinking as a giant grape seemed justified
also, just kill me. literally hit me with a vehicle, or an aircraft, something that will ultimately make me forget tonight.
The black hole just entered the party man, I can literally see guys starting to move towards her.
I'm always drunk lately
Now I'm in a game of hide and seek in Sears
Yep. I'm going to buy a sex toy and a LARP prop on the same trip. Welcome to my life.
So I'm guessing that puking on a camper is a straight path to instant termination?
Had a burrito last night in your honor
That's the nicest thing you've ever done
Omg my butt feels so much better. Those suppositories are magic. It feels like Jesus fingered me in my sleep.
This really high kid past out in the corner of the room holding a box of cheez its in his arm. My idol.
I don't know..He walked out of your room with a kraft single..and blood on his shirt...He really wanted cheese.
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