he was lying next to me and i saw him text "score" to someone.
HE KEEPS WALKING AWAY. IT'S LIKE HE DOESN'T EVEN LIKE FRIES. WTF.
I just had a brazillian performed by a hungarian named olga. Im pretty sure she was trying to rip out my soul. You owe me a million orgasms
So how much of last night are we going to pretend never happened? Enough to stay friends?
Chick in class has 69 tattooed on the back of her neck. Target acquired.
I don't know where he learned to eat pussy but I thought I was going blind
my roommate just said she thinks she got a flashback or some memory of me getting hit by a car.
His balls are like really small, like dog sized balls. It was a weird discovery. Ever done a guy with dog sized balls?
You don't understand!!! BACON ROSES!!! Why are you not more excited?!
I've never seen an uncircumcised penis. I mean in person. I've clearly seen an uncircumcised penis. I have the google.
Poor guy. Tried so hard to get out of the friend zone. I had to make out with someone in front of him to put him in his place.
she's p upset bro
Where is he. I have a sword.
Is Facebook telling the truth about your nipples?!
I just mixed tangerine juice with sauv blanc. on an unrelated note, my episide of intervention is slated to run in April.
After he came, he took a two minute power nap and then fucked me for another 45 minutes. He is a machine!
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