So theres a slight possibility i may not graduate according to planned because i was out getting laid instead of studying. And im okay with that.
When your really high you cant order into a clowns mouth
My dinner last night was 3000 calories of beer. Slept kneeling on the floor w/ my head on a couch
Hindsight is 20/20. Or a bladder infection.
He just stared into my eyes and touched himself. That isn't hooking up.
And now I have fucked a local celebrity so double free drinks at bars.
I would like to dedicate my cray behavior this week to my uncontrollable hormones and wine. Both have totally Efff'ed with my life.
Do you realize half our text conversations are you asking me for tit pics and me saying no?
I had wine for breakfast at 6am, that's how visiting my parents went.
and then you called me a third time and yelled that you were stealing a puppy named Willow
We had a quickie at work in the office. He walked out before me, and I fell asleep while waiting a few minutes to walk out. Yeah. He's got that change your life dick
Someone who makes you cum so hard that you have an asthma attack is clearly your soulmate
Sorry about the confusion with the nudes last night that was rude
just bought safety googles to wear so he can cum on my face and not in my eye. SAFETY FIRST!
Best single mom victory - getting eaten out in my dodge caravan in the hospital parkade at midnight.Three words: screaming multiple orgasms.
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