this guy at work is bossing me around at work. He is 24 and still has highlights and spikes his hair.
You're getting bossed around by a 1999 Highschool Yearbook picture?
I have to cancel. My sons dad is out of jail unexpectedly and i'm kinda an emotional wreck. P.s. This is not the life I dreamed of as a little girl.
Empowerment dancing to Touch Me in the Morning by Diana Ross. Handling this breakup SO well.
You fucked everything up-can't pass a cleared kitchen table without getting hard
Just your daily reminder that we're terrible people: the average number of men a woman sleeps with in their lifetime is 4
Tranny group. Dance off. Horse hair and dicks swinging. I. Cant. Unsee. This.
Are you still feeling it? I'm in the bathtub. The water doesn't work but it's okay because I'm wearing pants.
I feel like weed makes my smarter. I'm watching the stocks and the way I understand if, do not invest in Yahoo right now because they are not fit for that.
Sorry about waking up naked in your bed this morning.
Text me later if you aren't dead and wanna have a drink later
Someone needs to lock me in a chastity belt because all my vagina does is get me into trouble. Fuck.
Sean just lit a cig with his taser..... I am in awe
I'm about to do something based solely on the fact that a fortune cookie told me to. This may not end well.
When do you think the murder is going to happen in this Lifetime movie of ours?
oh dont worry mom i am not sick my cough is from a recent increase in recreational drug use
that will happen
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