belinda wants 2 know wr u got ur butt pads
i dont wear butt pads that thang is au naturel
Yeah...right...LMAO
Disadvantage of being gay..... my gag reflexes makes trying to make myself throw up extremely difficult.
suddenly SuperBad didn't seem so funny anymore...she did have her period on my leg.
this kid just offered me adderall in exchange for my meal points. college at its finest
Chipotle...archenemy of the gay man. Cockblocking me since 1997
RIP Summer 2010. God knows it had to be one of us..
1 in 5 deaths i nrussia is alcohol related. GO MOTHERLAND
I have a to do list for the summer and thing one is figuring out my sexual orientation
I feel like I could get pregnant watching Zac Efron do yard work in this movie
I wasn't that gone.
Dude, you cried and said how sorry you were when we asked why you had the dip.
You know the rule about how you feel bad for getting food and not offering other people you're around, does that apply when you eat burger king at a strip club?
He nailed that bed down really well so it won't break again. All I could think while he was nailing it was "challenge accepted".
i gave head in a cab last night. get on my level.
I don't want to go to sleep. I like partying with myself.
I have to touch the horse lube. :-(
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