That chick was all over your bacon last night, grinding on you, I thought you were going to bang her in the club
Dude it was a lap dance
just fell over trying to sit on the toliet like a robot.
You can't have hate sex in a hallway!!
nothing as in nothinggggg kills the mood for me is when a girl with 4 cm nipple hair
Hahaha you puked all over his shirt.
You puked in the planter and everyone saw your snatch.
Well someones bitter they didn't get any.
I'm a little nervous about this St. Patty's Day party. Seriously, we're still finding stuff from the Halloween party.
I don't understand how 5 bottles of booze became normal or acceptable per 2.5 people
As if right now I am a humanitarian. Full story to come in the morning. It involves sex.
Just witnessed a fat waitress doing whipits in the back of a waffle house.. my life seems a little brighter..
You need a sexual gate keeper
Also. I think I just got sentimental over a nude
My vagina has made plenty life decisions and I would like to point out very few if not any of them were in my favor.
I can't get the smell of burned penis out of the house
This is gonna be the kind of weekend where if it involves putting on pants, it ain't happening.
Good news, finally found someone who remembers Saturday night. Bad news, everyone in the bar saw your penis
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