please hurry. your mom just evil laughed to herself in the kitchen like she's plotting my death.
Good cause the way I see it, we are down to DAYS left of college so we should have as much naked fun as possible. And Jenga really facilitates that.
He gets creativity points for the hot sauce. But it may be awhile until my nipples forgive him
hey tell your friend im sorry for licking his mouth, that was probably inappropriate
She's trying to feed the TV fried rice and screaming "FRIED RICE AND TEARS". Please bring me more booze.
Can you come get Dustin he's putting taco bell fire sauce on cigarettes trying to light them again.
i'm pretty sure i can feel a baby kicking just looking at him. if he didnt impregnate you, you officially have an iron-clad uterus.
don't worry i won't let him get attached. I put on my Hulk onesie after sex and yelled I SMASHED YOU. never seen a guy looked so confused.
Also, I would just like to reiterate my apologies for tearing up in the grocery store.
Pounded a bottle of Moscato in my underwear while watching Pretty Little Liars...am I really gonna be 30 next year?
He told me to take off work and bring a bathing suit. If this doesn't involve six flags hurricane harbor or sex in a hotel pool I'm going to be disappointed.
Eating chips and sending nudes. This is my life.
Hmm should I take my nipple rings out before my sisters wedding/family vacation in Puerto Rico where I will be with my mother 24hrs a day for four days wearing a bathing suit seemingly the entire time? Or should I just risk it and not hug anyone.
Risk it. Keep the titties tough.
just used my $120 dollar stats book for the first time to kill an ant... good thing i stole it
I WANT GRASS AND TREES NOT SOMEONE SWINGING A SWORD AROUND
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