I attract so much trash. The guy that is engaged and kissed me is here so is his fiancé. I feel likeshw knows and will cut me in the bathroom might happen. If I'm not at the pool tomorrow she has blonde hair and is really flat.
Oh, don't even get me started. Harry Potter is so pure. Twilight is just teenage girl porn.
what is college for if not random hookup sex?
learning.
i would literally fuck learning if i could.
I just realized this is gonna be the last time that I'm high in my childhood home. I'm kinda sad. I'm really high..
i dont care how hungover you are, go back to the frat house and get him. HE IS 11.
Just saw a dude in a banana costume get beat down by a one shoed black dude wearing a kilt...paninis is such a shit show after 10 on a Saturday
I'm imaging you naked, covered in butter. And I gotta say, I'm not impressed.
She came to class yesterday wearing a shirt saying Maybe Partying Will Help. Showed up to class today and puked three times.
You tried to sit down... There was a distinct lack of couch.
Yeah probably not. I have a hair appt, a gun class, and hopefully a boy to fuck. I'm booked.
I think "we've never met sober" is a great relationship to have with someone
He does have a nice smile. I also like to think he has a nice penis, but that's just a prediction.
She has a bong hits for Jesus shirt. Of course I'm going to like her.
I'm gonna go parent style on your ass... I don't ask much from you but if you could please just come get shitfaced with me I would really appreciate it
Oh. My. God. I. Am. Going. To. Punch. Someone. In. The. Face. Immediately.
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