You just took 4 shots. 2 of them were maple syrup.
people should stop making movies, we'll never top bio-dome.
NEVER shave your cleavage hair.
good, we got high then went swimming. shelly forgot to keep swimming so we tied her to the ladder in the shallow part with her bikini top.
I have a king size bed, I guarantee multiple orgasms, and I'll give you a ride home in the morning. Respond quickly.
Ye. Looking like it's about to be one of those mythical responsible weekends
I just did something so unspeakable in the panera bathroom that their health score dropped 10 points.
I like to play this game where I try to reach orgasm before my bathtub overflows....lost tonight.
he was like captain planet, but less blue and more nakeed
She said she is going to be sex-slave version of Princess Leia for halloween. You think there is any way I could pull off an attractive Jabba suit?
I lost a bet last night, now I have to name the baby Fetty Wap, regardless of gender. Riley is going to kill me.
you were walking down the sidewalk and just puked. didnt even stop or slow down and just kept going. i was so impressed i didnt even tell anyone you threw up on passing peoples shoes.
I made soup. Now I'm having post soup making wine. I had pre soup making wine also.
As your boyfriend, I'm gonna congratulate you on winning that fist fight. But as a cop, I have to tell you to not do that again.
you tried to fight the cop who was busting the party, you said you had a constitutional right to do a keg stand...
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