My nipple is on Facebook.
Is it wrong to scream your own name when about to bust?
Still drunk and leading the team through the 9am sales meeting. I'm pretty sure this is why there aren't more 26year-olds in management.
We had sex on the hood of my car and broke the windshield.
I made an oral joke and he laughed... That's when I realized I wasn't Daddy's Little Girl anymore.
I'll call you tomorrow. I'm ok and back i love you goodnight.
I stole a bike. Here's a pic
I swallowed for you. Answer the phone.
Lets be real here, you loved it when I was on top. With and without the machete.
My stalker sent me an erotic poem. Who knew anyone could find a way to rhyme birth and girth so eloquently?
Please make sure you have solid number of friends around you that wouldn't be afraid to break a bottle and stab someone. If you're planning on drinking all of that, you're going to need a safety net.
Lets just say...I plan on being a bigger shitshow than Miley Cyrus at the VMA'S
I got my nipples pierced. If you haven't seen my boobs in the past week, you're among the minority
your girlfriend showed us your homemade porn last night.
What did you give up for lent?
Diet and excersize. And I'm never going back...
Okay so as of now, we may either be coming for one night, two nights, or not at all this weekend. It depends on Laura's toe and if I get my period. Will explain later
Randomize
