Anderson Cooper interviews Obama. It's like CNN is teasing and broadcasting my dream 3 way.
If we keep treating our bodies like amusement parks we have another 10 years left at best.
You made a list of reasons why you should be on fear factor. You came up with 2 reasons: "I like fear" and "I am fear"
Come down. You're the next contestant on this bowl.
I never thought the first time a taser would be used on me would be at an applebees
A guy is going to be inside me and I'm gunna start singing "I am stuck on your penis, cause your penis is stuck in meeee!"
We boned on a bench in a park, french people were walking by cheering us on. Totally acceptable
She's posted my bail. Twice. Of course I'm going to be her wing girl.
We have a nice shopping list..vibrators and roller blades
Priorities
I hate vagina strikes, but I must not stray from my path. My boyfriend will know the true meaning of blue balls.
Does being an adult mean drunkenly signing for your tax return from a foreign country? If so, I've reached adulthood.
Was just told that I slept on the counter using a loaf of bread as a pillow. Clearly my life is going well.
It's a long story, but I accidentally peed on my dog. I'll tell you about it tomorrow, and we shall never tell my wife.
I told him I had the birth control implant in my arm and he looked me in the eyes, said "Science!" and came in me
I decided we werent gonna go for round 5 when he started trying to have a serious conversation about how blessed he is to have such a nice penis
He has a point, the man's penis is a legend.
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