thank you for a lively/lovely evening :)
should have blown me.
i wouldn't be half as slutty if there were better things to do.
no. you can't hotbox the world.
it always starts out as a suggestion then three hours later I have cum in my eye.
I'm pregnant just thinking about him.
He's like the houdini of condoms. I never even realized he put one on before we fucked. he's magical.
I found a big gulp cup full of vomit in my freezer, are you behind this?
He had a curved dick....must be a european thing
Took me 12 hours to be sober again. Shitshow mission accomplished
Like. I probably should fuck him. I owe him for breaking his thumb.
Oh you know, we just bobbed for apples in a bucket full of jungle juice. So, a casual Tuesday night.
I just want to give face wipes a shout out for being there when im too tired or high to wash my face at night
my confident boosted when he told me that it was I who started making out with him. ME. NOT HIM.
I AM SHOCKED AND PROUD OF MYSELF
He just got really stoned and kept complementing my ponytail
I just remembered that before we left my house I vowed to stay fully clothed and I FAILED
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