I hope my future cuntsucker is that tight
I'm still reeling over the fact that you beat us all at Risk while you were flat on your ass drunk and falling asleep on South America.
I don't think going to Relay for Life and painting our faces while everyone stares at us is a sufficent late night after the bars.
the only way to explain how i feel is someone rolled me down a big fucking hill and then a dog came a took a huge ruthless shit in my mouth at the bottom
The last thing I want is a chocolate mold of my cock competing with my real cock for time spent in your mouth
merry christmas to all and to all I give the mystery rash.
You have no idea what this goes for my ego. I literally made you cum in your sleep.
My only regret this past weekend is abusing only 3 substances when I could have done so much more.
I got custody of our girlfriend in the breakup.
He has started theming his dick pics. I have one he sent his duck has a sombrero on. Another a Barbie is riding it.
My dog misses eating marshmallows out of your butt when you're passed out. That bordered on sex abuse, now that I think about it. My bad.
Just woke up. Will be over soon. DON'T LEAVE THE CHAMPAGNE UNSUPERVISED.
He showed me his sex playlist and it looked good, so I slept with him.
You kept on yelling traitor and threatened to kill him and everyone he loves because he played beerpong with someone else
I’ve slept with a Senior, a Freshman and a Junior so far. I’m a Sophomore away from hitting for the cycle
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