please tell me if i'm home and in my bed
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come find me please
Sitting in the library lobby in the middle of exam week. Drunk. Dressed as santas slutty helper. Waiting for the student shuttle service. People are clapping for me as they walk by. Tell me how this isnt college
he said that weed should be legal but that particular bong shouldn't be. i stared at a clock for an hour and a half after i ripped. so logically, i completely agree.
shes laying on the floor in a bowl of salsa with her pants half off and she's crying... i dont know what to do...
Careful when you walk in I'm laying by the door.
I remember sitting there at the toilet, bleeding everywhere and thinking, "I walked from my bedroom to here. What happened?"
You know, there is no convenient place for your beer when you are on shrooms taking a shower.
Two dudes. Loud music. Dancing shirtless possibly naked. Why would I ever need cable?!
Is it possible to be drunk burnt? Like sun burnt but from drinking? Cus I think I that's what it feels like
He kept sending me videos of his dogs while I was trying to masturbate. At what point does getting vagina-block apply?
you know you're a stoner girl when you get a callus from your grinder
I'm disease and pregnancy free. This is an Easter for the books!
I have to start drinking water I have a drug test to fail at 1:40
So, I can officially cross "getting eaten out in a church confession booth" off my bucket list.
I think I broke my dick but 10/10 would definitely do it again.
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