No offense but you kinda look like a Jack Johnson fan in that pic
I was watching truelife I'm transgendered. This tranny already got a date a week after getting a vagina. I've had a vagina my entire life and can't get a date.
If I could have all the money back from the pregnancy test i've bought- I could buy myself a vacation.
Or a large amount of condoms?!?
I just puked while everyone was releasing balloons. Im to hungover for this memoial service. Rest in peace great gramps.
trying to imitate man vs food after 12 shots doesnt mean youll get laid
According to FB I fucked in a field 365 days ago.
I had to jump out of her car while it was moving enough said
as soon as I stop standing here with one leg up on my bathroom counter admiring my balls, I'm going to go tan. and then you may come over.
So last night I taught an old homeless dude to respond to "Blue" so I could shout your my boy Blue at the party
I can dream in two languages, but it's still about ripping a bong.
It's Wednesday. And it's about that time to remind everyone that my priorities from last weekend have not changed moving forward into this weekend.
literally just tried sending to someone a video of me jerkin but my phone was connected to Apple TV and it literally just played on the tv in a full room and I'm actually about to shit myself
I CLEANED MY BATHROOM FOR YOU!! betrayal
Going to the pool bar doesn’t exactly count as “exploring”
thanks for the bj man. also make sure you close the gate behind you. the chickens are out.
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