I have been thinking about it and I am really glad we decided to order helmets.
i just realized why god gave us younger siblings....to DD for us when we come home for the summers
how do I tell the students with a crush on me, that yes, I am open to receiving blowjobs in exchange for grades?
He showed up 3 hours late wearing roller skates and acted like nothing was wrong with that.
I booty called her while she was in labor.
It's all sex hats and vagina bandages with you isn't it?
Shoot me. I need tickles, a drink, sushi and a handy
Order is debatable
i ordered a pipe on amazon, and under recommended items, it gave me a top hat. it knows me better than my parents.
I have a new philosophy. Fuck wearing bras, it's summertime.
when he pulled his cock out I told him he'd brought a knife to a sword fight
Oh my god. You have got to get off that breast feeding support group. They're on to you, dude.
About to be a 4Loko vomit fountain in 45 seconds, what color will it be? Animated birds will fly out of me.
Come over. And we'll put iced coffee in the bong.
Captain Morgan does not know self control. Nor does he teach it.
Btw I thought it was impossible to use up 48 bottles of patron in one night but I was wrong...
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