Spotted on freeway- girl in ford focus takes a hit from a 7 inch pipe while knee driving. She winked at me. I want her life.
hey quick question, what would you consider to be a "first date" porn?
According to the stories I've heard I decided I was a stuntman after my 6th shot of Jack
I don't care if he's straight, his cock will be in my mouth by midnight. Like a closeted Cinderella.
can you please explain how one drink turns into 5 street signs with their poles lying around my room
Buying weed with grant money. God I love college. No other time are we presented with these opportunities.
I was just laughing and almost crying after I orgasmed, and then almost crying because I was laughing so hard. That's new.
Does he think you're psycho?
Officially...... yes.
MAN I GOT NO SLEEP AND HAD A BREAKFAST OF SKITTLES AND ASPIRIN. I'M LIVING THE LIFE.
These people don't understand my stages of drunk
If I had your job the next day id be on the news. And not the good news. Like fox & friends. Nancy grace would have my ass.
I'm gay. Congratulations to whoever had January 2014 in their pool.
Church parking lot, park bench, front porch. I think she's more comfortable going down on me in public. May have found the one.
That's why my New Years resolution was no more blondes. They're all bad news
I made him cum so hard he couldn't play video games for like an hour. I've never been more proud of myself.
Wait I can't come yet Mr. Brightside is playing
ok i defs just took my shirt off in the middle of a frat party though so keep me updated
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