All of his creepy stalker friends want you too
porn star on stage now. Get unkicked out.
I mean I like that it's warm enough to open the windows, but it annoys me that I can't walk around naked anymore.
The theme is smores and alcohol. Dress appropriately.
What happened to chicks over dicks?
That rule does not apply to 9 inch dicks..
I still can't believe you had sex with someone who willingly went by Peaches.
Breakfast-of-shame with my mother. I was in half of a sexy Mad Hatter costume. We had artisan bagels and judgement.
He's rapping about a turtle neck sweater. Please come get me.
I don't think I can recall what a 23 year old cock felt like if one slapped me in the face.
I'm having an emotional breakdown watching baby sloths on YouTube you need to come save me from myself.
So the pizza place just called me after an hour saying they don't have dough
I am high playing guitar hero naked. Please don't let me die this way
Came home to butt plugs and dildos in the bathroom sink WTF
Spring cleaning
This weekend was amazing, 4 confirmed pukings, 2 cops, 3 hookers, one photographed t-bagging of the groom, and a night in an illegal gambling house.
So I took my bra off and threw it in the bushes before we went to the bars..
Randomize
