Hey, kurt drew a penis on you and wrote my innotals. I had nothing to do a/ that.
yo I sort of want to fuck rachel maddow. but I'm not a lesbian. actually I reaally want to so maybe I am a lesbian. at least on weekdays at 9.
Haha dude youd die if you were here. Girl presenting is defending the new testament and did her report on JESUS. best believe i'm gonna ask some hungover, atheist ass questions
So I think we're almost at the age where we should start calling boys men. Now what age do they start living up to the new title?
Most never. Some around 65.
Michelle and I recorded her bunny humping it's little rubber black ball.
At this point it has been so long i wouldnt know what a dick was if it slapped me in the face.
Well unless he sent his sperm via fedex, this baby isnt his
There are six slides. In going to pee in five of them. You have to guess which one to go down. Agree?
Agreed.
I called him and he said hell call me back hes in the middle of his kareokee song he was out by himself and his dog
Talking to friends parents while buying all the things needed for Jell-O shots. classic
Ohh man. That was a snatch-waxer with a score to settle.
I have a better chance beating China's military with slap bracelets than this plan has of working.
I understand, but unless there is an intervention for me being planned, i DON NOT want to talk about my life choices
I was really proud of me too last night! Found a discarded hamburger that I have no memory of at the foot of the bed. Instead of a Dude. I'm really growing as a person
whenever dudes said you had nice tits you'd scream at them "This double push-up bra is full of deceit and lies!"
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