I used to have a blog that was basically all about ****** and all of his sexual misadventures
I mean it made tucker max look like a fucking alterboy
But unfortunatley his mom did a google search and found it
just do him I won't tell jon
um i'm guessing you meant to send this to tina, thanks for the support in our relationship you whore
"Ever since I killed her kid she be actin' shady." Actual quote overheard at Marine World just now. Oh God.
The line was so long at Kum n Go some guy opened & drank 2 beers from his 12 pack while waiting.
I know im too high when i think porn has an interesting story line.
it wasnt even considered partying. it was like "ok, who can get the most shitfaced and not pass out"
So apparently blacked out me judges a man based on what type of dinosaur he would be...
She complimented my boobs and then told me I smelled like teddy bears before falling asleep on the floor.
An old man just slapped my ass and handed me five dollars while I was filling chips at subway. I feel violated, but that was the easiest five dollars I've ever made.
You were laying in a hotel bed drinking beer from a straw while you demanded everyone to kiss your foot tattoo.
A shark bit my leg in the Gulf of Mexico well me and the T were banging so look for it in the papers
If you don't respond in the next 30min, I'm going to assume your in a sex coma, in jail, or dead... All of which I've become accustomed to, and will follow the appropriate channels of notification once you notify me.
if I dont text you back in 10min assume i am in fact still dizzy and injured myself in the shower. and call an ambulance. thanx.
I don't want to spend an inordinate amount of time with you, I want to have sex with you. Duhhhhhh.
Sadly my Summer of Cocks is coming to an end
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