I chugged a bottle of robotussein and i ducking saw a blind lady on a purch sewing a shirt! And a tree portal
you wouldnt answer to anything but devil's advocate all night.
this kid in class is playing minesweeper and just slammed the desk because he lost. thank god were normal.
Dude, just discovered frito and mozzarella nachos. Don't say I never contributed anything to this world.
i feel this outfit says i'm better than you, but i might give you a handjob behind a building
he said good things come in small packages and I decided to hook up with someone else
They were swingers. Real swingers. Thought it was going to be awesome until some fat guy tried to put my dick in his mouth.
Sware then you fell into me doing a Tarzan swing thing and my margherita spilled and shattered all over this guy and sice you were on the ground you tried to pull it off by twerking on the floor lmfao
And it's settled. 10 months is the appropriate amount of time before having the dick pic discussion.
It's the third day of class and I got told I smell like a distillery.
I made out with him in the club and he endorsed me on Linkedin. My networking skills are off the charts.
Her cop pants made me imagine I was riding a unicorn and by unicorn I mean her face
They are like untrained puppies reaking havoc on a newly furnished house. Out of control.
You just compared our vaginas to a newly furnished house...I can dig it.
its a recording of you guys having sex?!
its actually 30 minutes of him begging and then 2 minutes of sex.
We keep making plans but he keeps getting arrested. Such a tease
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