Wow so rude I was trying to have an orgy later but whatever
I think having sex with you would be a great treat for us
you guys got to bein so kosher and go with the flow
dude. late night with jimmy fallon isnt even funny. the people in the audience there to see him dont even think hes funny.
kinda like you and your friends.
So tell me more about the cum that came out of your nose
i have a real life question, do ur boyfriends pretend to be vampires ever?
I just remember taking her cat for a walk around 3 am then falling asleep in a slide at the park
decision: in honor of being in new orleans this weekend all my drunk texts will be en francais
I saw him walking to campus with his beer in his hand in the same sweats he wore walking to campus with a beer in his hand yesterday.
at the time it didn't seem likely that you would ever find the cake in your underwear
hes out at the street wearing a tophat and a monocole and carrying a cane and greeting every car that drives by
he just went across the street and into someones house and we could hear him inviting them over from the front porch
That feels better than graduating college or that time I tried to ride a llama. Did you know they really spit?
Chose not to courtesy flush and the CEO huffed the result. I feel powerful.
I haven't had to masterbate since I started dating him over a year ago. I don't even know if I remember how and my vagina is calling.
I literally woke up walked into the bathroom, threw up and died this morning. Then went to my 8am.
I just wanted to personally thank you for throwing clementine slivers at me across the room while we made out
I watched one of the videos of you hanging from the rafters, and it is both violent and sexual in nature.
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