Is it wrong to want to cut a hole in the Tigger suit so I can molest you while I wear it?
Bring booze and chicks. Separate, or one already in the other. Your call.
Just walked by a guy on campus YELLING 'Im still hammered'
Clearly I made an impression.
Or at least your vagina did.
You have to stop getting hammered and preaching about that mission trip to Haiti.
Soo time for a life change, my 6 yr old sister made my gf a puke bucket for her birthday
My sister came home, pulled two nalgene bottles of jaeger-bomb out of the fridge, changed out her 3 inch heels for 6 inch heels and left in under 3 minutes. I've never been more proud of her.
there's a barbecue in the shower. I'd like to know who got this to fit inside perfectly. impressive
Just a heads up, i'm sleeping in te back seat of your car so don't be freaked out when you see me in the A.M.
Things were easy when he was just a penis. Now he's a penis with feelings.
Either I'm paranoid or I swear my parents rigged my house so you can never sneak in or have the munchies without being loud.
Yeah i'd say someone being in the room while you're doing someone makes them eligible for fb friendship
A milkman. But instead of milk I'm delivering marijuana. And instead of a milk truck it's an armored car.
You're a weed delivery man, in an armored car?
It's always nice when a total stranger hates your ex just as much as you think they should.
You made out with him a lot. Almost as much as you told everyone Paul was the zamboni guy.
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