They keep asking what you are doing. I told them to quit calling her "what."
no more hot dogs for you........
fine no more vajj for you
well it doesn't count as a walk of shame if he drops you off at your class in his golf cart
On the way home from Florida I threw up at the beginning border and ending border of 6 states. You win this year Spring Break.
I knew we were gonna fuck after she told me she's seen that Porno before
5am is far to early to be on jagerbomb number 6 right now
Going to get a "plan B"urrito
Dude he's your dog he doesn't love me more than you. I'm just like that cool uncle that takes him to burger king and to see girls.
Just to be a PITA after I die, my will leaves 1 cent to each of my FB friends. I hate my lawyer.
How do I cancel buying spotify premium for two homeless people?
she fell THROUGH the wall. All in all id have to say that my neighbors where pretty chill about it tho.
I'm currently on a bowling date with my girlfriend and her boyfriend. It's pretty fun.
And let me tell you, getting your ass waxed is the weirdest fucking experience.
I need to get all the one night tinders in my system before I move back in with my parents
Things could not have gone more poorly if I had stripped naked and run through the Sahara with sirloins tied to my vagina.
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