Did I miss anything?
A gay irish pirate, a caveman and hunter s tompson.
so we also did drugs
did u really fuck my little sister???
im not saying yes or no but just know that my answer rhymes with "mess"
I just saw a guy in front of the courthouse giving himself a sobriety test and fail it...this can't end well
best line ever after sex today..."wow, that was a porn-star sized load"
Am I allowed to say that I would really enjoy blowing you again? Or does that fall into the "nothing changes between us" catagory?
Zip lining have a big frozedn drink with 151 rum chippendale pic life is GREAT
I was just crying my tits off and he was just sitting there listening. I was an open book of embarrassing life stories.
Wine is not your friend.
And if I hated you I'd probably say things like, "I never want to speak to you again," or, "Eat a bag of dicks." That's how you'd know.
HEY. That drawer full of booze in my dorm room also has aspirin and Tums in it. So don't tell me I don't care about health.
No, this place just freaks me out. Like I feel like ill get pregnant just being here. And all those pregnant bellies. It's weird.
Nah I've been there. The worst you'll see is some hobo peeing in a sewer at 3 am on a Saturday
I met a pornstar at his bachelor party and signed his shirt giving him wedding advice
I know how vodka works Grace. I'm drunk, not stupid.
for once I'd like a one night stand where I don't meet the guys mom or wife in the morning
The twitch Bob Ross stream is the happiest little hangover cure ever.
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