did you wind up at some random place? and do you remember face planting into the fireplace?
shes got a really nice body. but her face is eh.
you dont need a face to have sex
Yeah, all the sudden I heard a loud "ding" and realized I had been passed out on the dorm elevator for about an hour....
I let a guy with dreads drive my car, then demanded he take me back cause I don't let strangers drive my car, while repeatedly apologizing for being a cock block.
doing laundry. just found my fishnets from Friday. the ENTIRE crotch is torn out. guess that answers the "did we have sex in the cab" question.....
His tongue was like Jesus himself was blessing my boobs for eternal ecstasy.
I'm not so sure Jesus approves of such activities, but ok.
So instead of asking me for my number, he asked for my dad's because he wanted to "thank the man that helped create those tits."
So the next three days will be henceforth known as the 'celebration of the end of the most irresponsible years of my life' be prepared to wake up naked in a ditch.
Looks like a took a video of myself beating off and passed out last night. I'm classy.
I now have a full length bright red cape in my possession. Best sex trophy ever.
She bought my penis dinner and beer last night. Her words
It was like coming out my mothers vagina again in slow motion
I woke up to my one night stand and he said, "now that's the one to beat"
I just found a piece of dried shredded carrot on my bed
Freshly fucked must agree with my hair cause I've gotten compliments on it this afternoon
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