I'm going to leave the fate of whether I go to my midterms up to my dealer hitting me up or not
we agreed that it was acceptable to get the cat high as long as we gave her a lot of food.
I gave ten strangers a full description of his penis and its abilities. I need to stop drinking.
Did you seriously take investment advice from our coke dealer?
Just so everyone's clear, it was already on fire when I got there.
Pregnancy scare over. Let the cockfest begin.
So idk if it's because I'm working out again or the coke, but I hit my target weight today. Whaaaat uuuup. Come and get me thanksgiving.
if you do the accent, i'll wear the eyepatch
Since Josh is going to be Carl Sagan for Halloween, he bought a turtleneck and sportsman jacket. It's all my nerd fantasies come true.
Let's hurry up so I can puke at home instead of my van
How does a face ride mean we're back together?
I was very impressed with his ability to carry on a conversation with his friends sitting in the front seat with his hand in my pants, getting a hand job, stoned, with a cigarette in his mouth. I think he's a keeper.
We played 2 very competitive games of Jenga and then fucked our brains out... BEST. RELATIONSHIP. EVER.
I'm trying to secure Christmas dick. Idgaf if he has strep or not.
You chipped your front tooth on the toilet bowl. Should I call your dentist?
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