Honestly, it was easier to just put it in my mouth than to deal with an awkward conversation.
Drunk in a canoe getting pulled by a lawn mower thinking of you
We just made a drinking game out of our chemistry review. This might explain my chemistry grade.
Well we're gonna drink when we get home and I just invited the cab driver to play beer pong
They woke me up at 4 in the morning screaming "drunk adventure time!" because they needed a sober chaperone. They made me walk them around the block shoeless.
Drunk. The frashmen love me. Give them. Toilrt paper. And shiots
I deem it safe for us to drink together again.
They dropped the charges?
Yeppers. Come drink beers.
no drinking for a week
if by week you mean tonight and by no you means yes
He walked door to door asking if anyone needed to get laid. Surprisingly, that ended his drought
he has this weird thing where he watches me pee
I'm gonna forget you just shared your personal blowjob aesthetic with me and move on
I think clothing becomes optional at the second date! But you seem like a rule breaker
PUT DOWN THE JOINT AND STEP AWAY FROM THE TRUSTAFARIAN
Double check your contract and see if it says anything about sleeping with your manager
It must be love. I'm deleting my porn for him.
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