At what point did we cease to have vaginas?
Sometime in the sweat pants phase freshman year.
I meant the "stage" gay, Not the "bend me over and call me Gary" gay.
Dude...I'm drunk from Wednesday stilll.
you know how they say when you die, your whole life flashed before you? well do you get to see what happened all the nights you blacked out?
He is eating chips off the floor in the emergency room..
They showed a guy on tv in a Brady jersey and a sweatpants boner when the NE offense took the field. They didn't show his face. I hope that wasn't you.
YOU CAN'T BASE A RELATIONSHIP OFF A PENIS
I LIKE HIS TONGUE TOO.
I will be your sherpa up the mountain of gayness
I think my vagina is phsycic. All day it tingled and then BAM Channing Tatums look alike fucks me like ive never been fucked in my life.
You had your shirt off checking IDs at the door and you don't even work there
Heard you had a bad day. I have vodka, chocolate and my dick here ready to put a smile back on your face.
I got turned off after he said, "i can see us in the future...me, you, and a back yard full of alpacas."
Is it counter productive to ride on my exercise bike with a cocktail in hand?
Is it okay to get drunk at a baby shower? ....asking for a friend
I woke up with glitter and eggshells in my bed wtf
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