I feel miserable, can't drink that much when I go out
We've been saying that since '98
She wouldn't stop telling me the story of the penis and how she got laid.
Im making the walk of shame with half a box of pizza, its like when youre little and you get a goodie bag leaving the party
So about class tomorrow..... i,ll be there. But I may be still a bit drink and wearing a suit. I'll explain when I get there.
He'd bedazzaled his ass. Im not even that gay...
So many stories. To uyou are sober. I heart you though. Jesus. Dirrty dancing jusyt came oine!!no. Lie.
This is the time you want your cat to have telepathy with you. To know if the guy downstairs left.
If I interpreted our horoscopes correctly...you should be coming home with an 8 ball. Just saying.
i think maybe i'll just not watch it. i'd rather not think of you as a magical transforming set of dick holes.
I woke up on karas dogs bed. Lets evaluate our lives.
the dj asked me quote "are you sure you're sober enough to do this?" And I grabbed the mic from him and said "ill fucking show you sober- HIT IT". I also dropped the mic at the end so he had to come around and pick it up
Shania Twain would have been proud
it's like i'm making a family tree of tunnel buddies for my vagina
Whatever. I just want to indulge in this mcchicken and forget all about his tiny penis.
You ask to touch his thighs ten times and called them magnificent.....need I say more
we should get together and get drunk.
On a Monday?
don't discriminate against mondays.
Randomize
