Awesome. Ask her out.
Nope. She's got a detail of ed hardy security around her.
is the fantasy fufillment of sex in a hot tub worth the possible infection?
dude sorry but u no that when a guys 'likes' ur pic on facebook it only means he was just jacking off to it.
the point i decided it was time to leave was when i was on the floor of the bar, after taking her down with me, and a table.
There is nothing like getting stoned and spying on people with binoculars
i swear to god. if they dont have practically DTF written on their foreheads, or a glowstick in their hands, strictly no entry.
A sandwich with pizza as the bread. I love you.
YES WITH THE SQUARE KIND OF SLICES
"drunk introduce yourself to everyone colleen" came out last night... you kept grabbing guys faces that you just met and just kept saying their names over and over and over again so you wouldn't forget.. then would see them 5 minutes later to introduce yourself again..
I feel like there is something fundamentally wrong with me as a woman. My initial text to you was "What's up, fuck bucket?"
DOUBLE NIPPLE PIERCINGS ARE HORRIFYING
No fair. I need a fuck buddy to entertain me till the power comes back on
Was Mr. ROBOT good? I missed it. I just fucked dental hygienist on the trampoline in my backyard
I wore the clothes I got arrested in last night to work today.....there is no where but up from here!
You're a problem for me, dick game too good. In the future when I'm with someone I actually wanna to date, now I'm gonna compare.
The last thing I remember saying was "Tequila for all!!"
If you count the sounds from the room down the hall....that was definitely NOT the last thing that came out of your mouth.
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