my girlfriends now gay ex-boyfriend kissed me. tell maddie i can't hangout today
I'm afraid that if I tell my sister I think Zachary Quinto is gay I'll have to put her on suicide watch for the next week or so
Bts the comment you were making during that picture was "look we have penises"
i'm pretty sure the devil's penis is california-shaped
He lets me throw up in him even if i do it mistakeily- erica talking about the toilet
the line at the liquor store is out the door, and students in line are high-fiving like crazy...i love college snow days
Me + Nice restaurant + Copious amounts of booze + obscene comments to couples = valentine's day plans
You drew a lightning bolt on your eye and stomach in eye liner and made me sing Poker face with you in harmonies. I never knew you were still a music major when you were drunk.
Ive never seen him vulnerable before. He just had surgery and looked so cute on his crutches. like a little baby bird with a broken wing. that i wanted to nurse back to health. with my vagina
the cab driver said that we weren't the worst shit show he'd ever seen, CHALLENGE ACCEPTED!!
I blacked out for most of the day but apparently I still met with my prof. I made notes...
Man, I want to make his penis a sandwich.
He handcuffed himself to the keg... D is hooking up with him anyway.
On a unprofessional note, there's a new girl in photo.
That wasn't unprofessional. The fact that I'm going to fuck her is unprofessional.
The candles are lit, the magic circle is drawn, now all we need to do is get naked and see how many orgasms we can manage.
Randomize