So, someone in Olympia stole my credit card # last week and bought a platypus vibrator with it. That’s it.
OMG! Someone dumped chocolate soft-serve in the bathroom! Dibs!
going to class early so i have time to go on the moonbounce. this is why i go to art school.
While my grandpa showed the family a slide show he accidentally included a topless photo of his new gf.
Im sure that doesnt mean its ruined... It was your bithday you get a free "im drunk at 7 am" card
We were confused who drove until we went outside and her cupholders were torn out of the dash and laying on the ground
He had to stop fucking her halfway through to do a shit. When he returned she was still waiting for him. The joys of MDMA
So did u puke in his bathroom or all over his Olympic medals? Please say medals...
So coach him. No guy wants to admit being unsure of something in bed. It's a man-law or something.
You raged at the rock climbing place for not selling beer and then just said "fuck it" and pulled out a flask.
Ever walked into a basement full of 10 guys jerking it to a live stripper? Cause I have. Always confirm the address of a house party. Always.
I just had the most intense bikini wax of my life, i felt like i needed guardrails
well it can jab him in the chin so I am 100% sure he can suck his own dick
it was also funny because at one point I woke up with my hands tied with a belt and we were both like what the fuck
Gov of Georgia is going to allow massage therapists to return to work.
Gives a new meaning to 'Happy Endings'.
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