You're my favorite asian/girl I've met here.
You're ridiculous
Your hot
opening your purse in class to grab a pen only to find dollar bills and pink fuzzy handcuffs instead...that's a cool feeling
on the bus. saw a kid get off at a red light, puke on the sidewalk, and get back on.
I have yet found the courage to put pants on. No judgement thursday led to no shower friday and now no pants saturday. God i miss college.
We got the possum out of our house. We built a maze with our empty kegs and chased it with brooms.
I am going to make your legs soar from cumming so much
Like they're going to fly away?
I'm remembering the time we thought it was a brilliant idea to put koolaid powder in shots of goldschlager
I'm sitting on the floor singing Bruno mars while they cook and occasionally pet me
I love how four vibrators are within reach of me right now, but not a single hair brush or comb
Bacardi 151 is like a past nightmare I'm still curious about
that game of battleshots got way too fucking intense. why does the couch have burn marks now.
He told me that after two hours of fucking he feels as though his dick wants to detach from his body and go to Mexico..
I'm glad I date someone who likes the simple things. Sex, kittens, and McDonald's.
You are cut off. Your giant penis and crazy awesome sex is ruining my body...
Drunk me says 72 hours of Mexican Viagra and room service.Sober me says we stopped being lovers for a reason after the last lost weekend.
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