Goal for tonight: Make one last drunken mistake for the semester.
And just as he was about to come, he screamed "Oh Christy!!"
What's wrong with that? Your name IS christy.
He then said, "Oh shit, sorry Julie."
i wish that i had sketchier friends so that it would be easier to get drugs
going to class early so i have time to go on the moonbounce. this is why i go to art school.
I like daylight savings. I don't care if it's 4 oclock it's not daydrinking if it's dark out
seek help.
Yeah, it was all fun and games until I realized that it wasn't my tent, and I had no idea who those people were
She is wearing lilly and pearls while drinking natty from a monogrammed coozie. If that isn't a sorosititue I don't know what is
Hey got that picture this morning. 1. clean your room 2.what happened to your nail? and 3. your penis is amazing,.
There's a really old guy here with a really young girl. I'm guessing he has to make choo choo train noises to get his dick in her mouth.
Hypothetical Question: Would you take a cougar bullet for me?
Would you be mad if I just used the argument "I'm allowed to say that, my best friend is a lesbian"?
Never. I'm proud to help you win arguments.
Muscle is literally tearing itself off of my shins. No I am not going on another bar crawl with you.
I'll pay?
Pick me up at 9.
I might stash a bottle of vodka in your mailbox, that way if I wanna leave early I can drink in your frontyard till you get back.
Me too like the fact they didn't arrest me wants to send them an edible arrangement
So, I think think I left my underwear at your house. Well...not exactly your house but your roof.
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