he asked if thats how we do it in the states..like there's cultural difference in fucking between canada and the us..
So dude, she and I just got done having the most amazing sex, and then she rolled over and said that "lets make some tacos" and proceeded to the kitchen... naked... I'm buying the ring tomorrow
Even the French judge on the olympics would give that a 10
He may or may not be blacked out. We put him to sleep in the community bathroom. He's wrapped in your blanket and he's already puked on it twice. Using your blanket was my idea. Maybe next time you'll ask before taking my vodka.
they esentially rejected my mermaid threesome offer:(
I AM THERE IN SPIRIT, TICKLING YOUR BALLS
He was bigger soft than my ex was hard. A gold medal rebound.
the bride at the wedding we just crashed said we can stay only if we strip for her. You need to get down here
Girl. There is the cutest old gay here. He's approximately 100 years old and kind as shit.
We've cranked the heat for blizzard versions of all of our strip games. Come over.
I took a cab from the club to the grocery store. I needed peanut butter.
Nah I've been there. The worst you'll see is some hobo peeing in a sewer at 3 am on a Saturday
I only had ten dollars. So leave it to Katie to somehow makeout with the bartender, on his shift mind you, and get free drinks.
He said my vagina is harder to escape than the Temple of Doom.
I've had more sex since the twins moved in than I'd had in the previous four years. They are the best wingman ever.
well you're talking to a woman who had glorious sex less than 24 hrs ago so my opinion is biased.
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