in vegas stuck in the middle of a pride right now
Pride?
thats a pack of cougars
go fuck yourself
just upgraded from jello shots to jello bowls blacking out just got that much more delicious
You were eating microwaved pad thai out of a solo cup with a pair of scissors....
I'm pretty sure the guy she brought home is a polish porn star..
What was she thinking? I'm not in the business of charity fucks anymore.
this speak and spell drinking game will be the death of us all.
You're an idiot. I have LIVED as a cautionary tale of what happens when you drink too much and stick your dick in crazy, HAVE YOU LEARNED NOTHING?
It was like in the Christmas carol when the guy pulls his robe back and 2 small children appear... except this time it was a massive scrotum
Do you think the firemen will remember me?
Yes. But you were sloppy, sobbing, and puked on two of them. You won't get in their pants.
Why do I feel like I need to drink to feel better about the things I do when I'm drunk
i'm gonna friendzone myself so you dont have to
Good luck. While you're suffocating on a dick, I'll be eating pizza rolls. Being a good girl.
We need a rematch, I think my pussy was on vacation the other night.
sorry for the late response. was in jail for 6 months.
My breath smells like dick and biscuits..
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