Did you ever notice that cashews look like fetuses?
Y do pigs give u trufles on farmville? I WANT BACON YOU FUCKING PIG!
Dude. My sister is off limits. Touch her again and I'll rip off your dick and force feed it to you.
I accept this challenge.
It was good I woke up with my mattress on top of me. I walked around naked the whole night as people wished my Happy Birthday.
booty call hours are between 1:30-3:00 AM thurs-sat with the exception of major drinking holidays and election days. please try again
I am getting drunk. And i'm going to paint my face and slide down the stairs like Pochahontas. Goodbye
I'm too afraid that I'm 1. Banned or 2. Gonna be noticed by the lady bouncer I punched.
Found your dick twin last night
this is why ugly people need low self esteem. it stops them from doing shit like this.
when seducing a hipster, do you think taking a nude pic on a lomo-camera app would increase my chances? grainy off-colored boobs and telling him how much i like reading salinger?
You get 5 min
Your time limits don't scare me, I'll include foreplay and redressing in that 5 min. If you wanted to challenge me you should say you got an hour, id be scared then and more creative.
THE AUSTRALIAN IS SINGLE AS FUCK.
It's my birthday, if I want to stay home, get stoned and watch the gameshow network, that's what I'm going to do.
Nothing to be ashamed of. I bet Oprah has sharted.
There's hope in those eyes, for a better tomorrow or more cocaine, we may never know, but there's hope.
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