I just recorded courtney puking and set it as my ringtone.
just used a paint mixing cup as a shot glass. thank u art school.
Tell me the dirtiest joke you know
Sarah Palin
god, I love you
so i just calculated it and i would need to score 150% on this final to pass
I couldn't function. I was to the point where I was using a bottle cap as a monocle.
We convinced you to take a shot out of the sponge...there were still suds in it.
She's echoing.. Her head must be in the toilet..
Nothing like buying a handle and a 36 pack with a baby strapped on.
You act as if I'm the first person to pee in the Taco Bell drive thru at 2 AM, I'm sure a lot worse things have happen in that drive thru than my urine.
My body is a temple...that happens to be able to get me free Patron shots at the bar
I don't need a lecture. I'm 41. I know I'm an idiot.
I'm standing up, for my all my brothers and sisters, and fighting against whiskey dick.
I don't think my professor is going to remember the Halloween party... or the fact that he made out with a priest.
I have a black eye again and dont know why again
And by "sexually intimate," you mean fuck buddies?
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