This is your Morning Wood Report: I have it.
i saved all my weight watcher points for this alcohol
Michelle found a bong in the garbage and sold it to my mom
Someone in my class is wearing shirt and on the back it says...National Bible Quiz Finalist 2006. Do you really expect me to find a guy here
i found her half dressed with her feet in the washer..she said it was sooo warm.
you're by far the better bro. your dick is more impressively sized, anyway
I hate that you know that from experience
we didnt even make it to the club...the two of us were sharing a plastc bag in the taxi puking into it.
My cock is literally on the edge of falling off. Fuck Vegas.
Turns out puking in your mask makes it even harder to see out of the mask..
Agreed. That's like a marriage. For better or worse, till death do us part. I will hold your head over a toilet
She insisted on cleaning her room in the dark. 5 minutes in, she forgot what she was doing and started putting shirts on instead of hanging them up.
Reunion weekend was a success. Had 3 ex's inside my vag. Hat trick!
Seriously? A BAR is SPONSORING my 21... What did you do for your 21 again??
This is not my bathroom and these are not my pants
I don't care what you say about him, his cock is the stuff dreams are made of.
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