I wanna eat
then frost
then eat your cupcake
Yeh xou jao i ama wa7tdud !!
Oh my god. its not even twelve thirty and you are useless.
I always feel awkward when im sitting at home watching the price is right and the fat contestant get the gym equipment.
nothing screams I HAVE A PROBLEM! like the case of miller lite sitting on top of my DUI papers in the passenger seat of my car. lol
i totally forgot about the coupon that said i would show him how i pleasure myself.
i stole $50 bucks from my girlfriends purse to pay for my other girls abortion pill...shes gonna be pissed
So thanks to the xanax and vodka memory erasering combo i wake up only to reopen a picture of some very familiar balls
I know it sounds like a good idea, but doing Spanish homework at a bar just because the owners are Mexican and they give us margaritas really wasn't the best decision.
he keeps trying to sext me and all I can do is respond with descriptions of what im eating.
she's unstoppable after she starts doing shots and yelling NANNER
Everyone is now just referring to it as "the night Hannah couldn't get laid" so needless to say you didn't miss much
She asked for references to decide whether she wanted to have sex with me. And she was serious.
do you ever look at a card in your wallet and reminisce about all of the drugs youve done with it?
He just made this face while he was fucking me and he looked like the hunchback of Notre Dame, I had to stop him.
Is there a way to use porn to inspire him to have dirty thoughts? Like the movie Inception except with more lube and orgams?
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