if i had a camp nickname it would be Flick Bean
I cut my penus on the lid.
The seats are awesome but you see two of each player.
I think i found piece of your tooth in my dick this morning when i took a shower
I found out why we traded puke covered dresses in the bathroom.
Judging by the hole in the wall by the door, the mis-matched shoes by the door, and the door hanging off one hinge... i'd say he's on the loose.
there is no excuse for him not showing up to my st. patrick's day party. i touch his dick. i get him on the high holidays.
hungover subway ride filled with german tourists and a mariachi band. too early. too fuckin early
Ever have those mornings where you just can't wait to puke in the shower?
he knocked a glass of water onto my bed and then said that he should get to sleep on the dry side because he was "a guest"
My roommate comes home screaming, I brought you home a friend! I thought she brought me a guy...no, she brought home a one-eyed shih tzu.
The last thing I remember is crying and shaking my head as she was putting salt on my hand. I guess I took the shot
He is a sweet angel sent from dick heaven!
The convent might be a nice break from real life
I mean we all knew i was gonna get arrested eventually but shoplifting is lame so dont tell anyone. Well just let them assume public nudity or something
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