I think she would actually eat a penis if anyone was brave enough to let one near her mouth
Just bought purple Ray Bans. If there was any small chance that I would ever have sex with women ever again, I just buried it.
He had a huge mole on his dick. Genetics has cockblocked him for life.
He asked if I wanted a dutch rudder. 1.) Who says that? 2.) How exactly does one do that with a girl?
We had to leave the bar because you were trying to show the bartender your boobs for water.
I'm currently day drinking, studying and making corn. Don't tell me what I can't do.
Our sex has gotten so much better since we broke up.
If it involves mee putting on a bra and discontinuing my 11 am drinking my answer is a polite fuck YOU
Whatever. I just smoked another bowl so I don't care and wow I just noticed how fast my thumb moves when I text. I'm amazing.
I can't feel my clothes. I'm convinced I'm naked
Did you blackout Saturday before or after we had sex in a random snow bank?
He offered me handsanitizer after a hand job, you can't tell me he's not perfect!
Should I give the penis ring toss game to good will or garbage
How many weight watcher activity points do you think sex is worth?
I am going as Rudolph for the Christmas Eve furry orgie.
Is Santa taking the sleigh of slutty reindeer around the neighborhood again this year.
Yes. Several neighbors have requested it.
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