my boyfriend just said he'd go down on me if I gave him my password to facebook
Yea well when i pee it makes steam.
I think she would actually eat a penis if anyone was brave enough to let one near her mouth
Why dose there have to be another girl there for you to do this?
its hotter. Way hotter.
we saw you sitting at the door of the dorm trashed, wrapped in DANGER tape with a stolen balloon around your wrist
My itunes is telling me i listened to toxic by b spears 108 times last night
Interestingly im still mad at you for the time we got high and you tried to hump me.
Lol thats a classic
The way I see it, if i don't fail the midterm and blow off some of the projects, how else am I going to get motivated to study for the final ?
lets be honest. she's not NEARLY as much fun to fb creep since she got out of rehab...
Will you just get over yourself and come over here and give me that dick...then you can go back home and continue to cry over us breaking up. Thank you
I just feel like you're using me for sex.
I'm glad you finally understand the context of our relationship
I think the Predator is hunting me in my house. If I don't text you later, send Danny Glover. I love you all.
Mashed potatoes are always the fuckin answer ok.
LET ME HAVE MY JUDGMENT OF OTHER PEOPLE
You had a good week dude, you bought a motorcycle and a beer bong with ur parents money, missed 2 classes, and ran from security twice, good first 2 days to college
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