He is such a gentleman, he paid for my plan b
If this place produced love children they would be born wearing Lilly Pullitzer with raging coke addictions.
Who keeps a bong in their car??
Kids who graduated high school two weeks ago.
We had sex on the first date...do you think he thinks I'm a whore?
Yes and so do I
A beer fell out of the case, hit the ground and started spraying. He's a pro. He grabbed it and shotgunned it while still holding the case.
Nothing like wearing your heels and smelling like henney in the afternoon
Covered in confetti and bad decisions
He left his shoes, boxers and socks at my house & managed to walk home to his dorm without realizing anything was missing until 3 days after. That's the last time i'll ever hook up with a freshman.
mind if i send you a dick pic? so you can see what she wasn't doing right?
You guys don't happened to be dressed as gladiators, do you?
dude to be honest with you there is a used condom that ive just left on my floor for three days
you have got to get your shit together
Look at all the pictures I have of us sucking on jello syringes.
SOS YOU NEED TO TAKE THE CANDY PANTIES OUT OF THE GLOVE COMPARTMENT BEFORE MOM TAKES MY CAR
UGH FUCK THIS TRAFFIC I WANNA SUCK A DICK
They were assless. I wore assless football pants.
I just bumped into this random I hooked up with a few years ago at Steve's party. Talk about a fingerblast from the past!
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