My bad bro. I had no idea that when i suggested our triva team name be my last abortion tickled, that she would bring up cancun. Stay strong i think she really liked you
Yeah he is here but I can't let him know I am until he has like 30 min worth of drinks. so when he see me he isn't like "omg ew,NO!"
I have so much to learn from you, wise slut
i dont know everytime i see her teeth i get erectile disfunction
Drug-sniffing dog walked past me and my suitcase in the train station. My opinion: they need a new dog
How are you going to come here and fuck on our couch ? That's everyones couch
How was it playing wingman?
I feel like I was rockys coach watching him get the shit beaten out of him by Apollo creed
I've never seen an uncircumcised penis. I mean in person. I've clearly seen an uncircumcised penis. I have the google.
I was passed out in a bathroom stall. Of course im going to look like shit
i want to platonically make out with them, platonically. in the back of this minivan
the last i saw he was butt naked on the top deck of the bus trying to conduct a drunken choir so i really have no idea
friends who go to the bar together leave the bar together and im not leaving you behind ohana means family
Drunk me wants sober me to be happy, woke up with half a dozen doughnuts in my bed this morning.
I mean, I'm not hammered, but I definitely can't show my face or tits in that bowling alley again
Last night’s booty call turned into a cuddlefest. Get your game face on, we’re hunting dick tonight
He was someone so memorable that I'd completely forgotten he'd existed up to and during the encounter
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