I think she gave up trying 2 land a bf and let herself go
You misogynist thinking that every girl wants a bf
They do. I don't appreciate u using big words idk and im gonna take offense
I boned her and wore a Freddy mask once. It was pretty lol
SOME GIRL ON THE STAIRS IN FRONT OF ME JUST FARTED AND IT WENT STRAIGHT INTO MY MOUTH!
He started making shapes and faces with his cock and balls.... apparently if you wrap the shaft with your balls and turn it 90 degrees to the left it looks like a hamburger
waking up outside has become so normal, the paper boy knows to set the paper next to me
He just said he was the Jesus of alcoholics.
DDing is such a bittersweet job, just got the entire history of this girls hookup career
I could end up kidnapped. Or worse, the night will be really awkward.
I just got a nosebleed on a date at the cheesecake factory...
just run out of the bathroom with blood gushing down your face and scream "ITS IN THE CHEESECAKE!!!!!"
Well tech shes born nov 12, but since her head was out on the 11th, she claims both days as her birthday
I couldn't tell if they ere dancing or fucking but they won the costume contest
Could have had sex with an ex NFL kicker last night.
That would've been embarrassing.
I walked in on him fucking her whilst she ate skittles. I saw things no one should see, but I did get your bra back. You owe me.
he's such a nice guy...he deserves a bigger dick.
I woke up and there was a huge blow up palm tree in my bed...
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