my girlfriend just informed me I need to get tested and so do you
girlfriend?
out of nowhere you said let us see your boobs, then proceeded to pull my shirt down.
i gets down
When I came home you were using a glowstick to eat peanut butter from the jar.
It's a 2 hour train ride a 7 in the morning, of course we're bringing alcohol
So how many licks to the face does it take to get kicked out of the bar?
Happiness for him is a different happiness than you can supply cuz you have life standards, morals and goals that dont include the bar or beer everynight.
I'm not drinking cause I'm like 4 vodkas away from a boom box and Peter Gabriel.
Also, sex on a first date is no, right? Really, I just don't want to clean my apartment, but I'm trying to hide behind "morals" in an effort to appear less lazy.
Debating whether the Plan B I had this morning would go under breakfast or lunch in my food log.
we're all going for beer and wings at 7. inflate your girlfriend and bring her along too.
He's like... An octopus that touches my vagina in all these diff ways at the right times. It's almost unsettling
Watching Faye Reagan porn all weekend for St Patty's day. Nothing has ever seemed more appropriate.
Lol woke up with mangoes in bed with me
That time of your life is like a blur to me. There was churches, car fucking, and conservatives
Angels sing when his face is between my thighs. I came 3 times before he even came up for air.
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