i think i just saw hanson at the grocery store. one might have been a girl. hard to tell. lets call that one taylor.
That's why girls suck all the time. Blah blah nag nag drama drama buy me things but I won't touch your penis
Stop selling my mother weed! She's annoying as hell when she's stoned.
Not cool at all. Last night I organized my condoms by expiration date. I need to get laid.
We left around 4am, just after you laid down on your front lawn to take a piss. After 15 mins I said "dude are you still peeing?" you replied "Nope, just laying here with my dick out."
After she lost the bet I made her get on one knee so she could "Te-blow me"
Don't bang him. The amount of Jack Johnson he listens to is embarrassing for even a white person.
How long is enough time to schedule homosexual exploration... Like an hour?
You threw up in a empty pizza box at Pizza Hut and opened the door with your face. So that maybe why it's bruised.
This Christmas I would like to thank Jesus for cocaine.
My mom just asked if I've gotten any girls pregnant how is your day going
I was the only one in group sessions to bring up sex as a stress reliever. Some of those people were awfully judgy despite the fact we were all in a psych ward.
I KEEP THINKING INAPPROPRIATE SEXUAL THOUGHTS ABOUT YOU AND I AM SORRY.
I sent her a dick pic and used brett Favre's dick pick. She asked me why I had pictures of old men's dicks saved on my phone... I just can't win bro
Nothing personal but yes I would be suspicious If I saw 3 guys and 2 girls in the same bathroom stall together
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