What's the protocol for seeing the two girls you've been sleeping with in the store WHILE buying condoms?
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You're right, stupid question.
You came back with four clearly unattractive women and wanted to throw a dance party in my room.
You poured your drink on yourself and then said "it's not a party until I'm wet"
We're both on the slippery slope toward middle age...and really shame riddled bar experiences
I deem her datable let the dance of attraction commence
No, this place just freaks me out. Like I feel like ill get pregnant just being here. And all those pregnant bellies. It's weird.
So I can officially say that someone has licked whipped cream off my nipples. Go senior year
There now exists video of me holding a (recently emptied) bottle of Russian Standard vodka, trying to sing the Russian national anthem.
She has that type of face she reminds me of that weird girl from napoleon dynamite only taller and with hoop earrings.
Did you put Adderal in the fishtank in the lobby? The fish are acting like Olympic sprinters. Asshole.
You gotta come over now. He is eating cupcakes while they are still in the foil.
As a paramedic, it's completely unacceptable to black out on a monday. I cant handle 3 dollar shot night.
her nickname was handjob. I knew what i was getting into.
I just want a guy who makes lots of money, has a skilled penis and the sex drive of a 22 year on Viagra. Is that too much to ask?
I got sriracha sauce on my mask while I was eating fast food, now wearing it makes me hungry
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